Musical Madlibs!

So, I have discovered what will for sure be a must-do on my trips to NY. I had never heard of Le Poisson Rouge (on Bleeker Street) until yesterday. In my roaming around YouTube, I found “Don’t Quit Your Night Job”, which is a show they do monthly at Le Poisson. It features something called “Musical Madlibs”.

Musical Madlibs is where Broadway stars sing hits from their shows, and other shows; but the audience gets to replace words with the nouns, verbs, adjectives, parts of the body, famous person, or clothing of their choosing. Just like MadLibs!!

It’s really hilarious. Below are some of the ones I found particularly funny. And of course, we are starting with a Sutton Foster one ;)

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Sutton Foster is awesome

So, Sutton Foster, who is less than a year older than me, is one of the most amazing actor/singer/dancers on Broadway. Her effortless powerhouse voice coupled with her remarkable dance ability make her one of the most incredible performers to watch. I say this, having not seen her live…yet. I plan to see her in “Anything Goes”.

She dropped out of high school to join the national tour of “The Will Rogers Follies”. She received her diploma after completing online courses. She then dropped out of college to pursue the theater. It paid off. How could it not with that voice, that talent, and those moves.

She landed an understudy gig on Broadway in Grease in 1996. Since then she’s done several shows including the title character in “Thoroughly Modern Millie” and Princess Fiona in “Shrek”.

Below are a few of her amazing live performances. Though, I think to fully appreciate her unbelievable gift, you probably need to see her in person. I’ll let ya know. ;)

“Gimme Gimme” - Thoroughy Modern Millie- 1996

“Show Off” - The Drowsy Chaperone - 2006

“Anything Goes” - Anything Goes - 2011

She won the Tony this year for Anything Goes. Here’s her cute acceptance speech.

Ok, and this concludes my gushing over the amazing Sutton Foster. You may now go on with your day. :)

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Marie Callender’s files for bankruptcy

Exactly 20 years ago this month, I started work at Marie Callender’s on Winchester Blvd in San Jose. I was in high school, waiting to hear back from Wells Fargo who were dragging their feet with my job application. After a month, I decided I needed a job. My mom suggested Marie Callender’s.

Ever since I can remember, we would go that that Marie Callender’s on Winchester. We would pick my grandmother up twice a week and my mom would say “Where do you want to go to dinner, Ma?” and Nana would say “Marie Callender’s” EVERY TIME. I was sick of it as a child, but looking back it became a pleasant memory.

So, while waiting for Wells to call, I decided to take my mom’s advice and go into Marie Callender’s. I was hired right away. It wasn’t the bank I wanted, but it was a job. BTW Wells called back a week later to offer me the job, and I accepted. Two jobs through the rest of my high school days.

I made instant friends at “Marie’s” that I cherish to this very day. Great memories, laughs, tears, hangovers, even prom dates that all stemmed from working behind that podium and cashier counter.

Sadly, Marie’s is no longer the comfort food and pie mecca it was in the 80′s and 90′s. Today, there are only 89 Marie’s left in the US. 74 of them are in California. (The one pictured above is the Toluca Lake Marie’s. This was the last Marie’s I went to about two months ago.)

Marie’s was founded in Long Beach, CA in 1948 as a pie business catering to restaurants. The first restaurant opened in Orange, CA in 1964. The business was already starting to suffer in the late 90′s and in 1999 was purchased by Perkins Family Restaurants. It never really bounced back and more Marie’s started closing, including my beloved Winchester store.

It’s the end of an era. From being a 5 year old who wasn’t tall enough to watch the “SF Earthquake slideshow” that was in the lobby, to the awkward 15 year old who constantly forgot his maroon apron at home, to the 35 year old who had to travel 300 miles to enjoy his Croissant Club (pretty much the only thing I ever ordered), I have many fond memories of Marie’s. I have to say though, what really made Marie’s special was the people. I’m lucky to still count so many of them as my friends. So, goodbye Croissant Club and Chocolate Satin Pie. You were no friend to my diet anyhow. ;)

Life is uncertain, eat dessert first.

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Obama’s car trouble

This video is a little comical.  President Obama was leaving the U.S. Embassy in Dublin, Ireland today when his car stopped short as onlookers cheered (and then groaned).

This “tank” is supposed to be the most sophisticated vehicle on the road. The actual specs are national secrets, but it is rumored to have 5″thick bullet-proof glass windows, and designed to withstand a blast from all sides and below. Yet, watch as it exits the gate. The loud clank and the way it jerks to a stop. Can’t help it, kinda funny. The President and First Lady were both in the car. I hope Mrs. Obama wasn’t reapplying her makeup.

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Nite-nite: “Macho Man” Randy Savage 1952-2011

Raspy voiced wrestler “Macho Man” Randy Savage died today after suffering a heart attack behind the wheel of his 2009 Jeep Wrangler which resulted in an accident.

I remember watching him on WWF Sunday nights. Then, as the spokesman for Slim Jim beef sticks. “Snap into a Slim Jim!”

He just celebrated his 1st wedding anniversary to his second wife this May 10th. Sad story. I’ll pick up a Slim Jim tomorrow in his honor. Actually, they are really greasy so I’ll probably just get a Jack’s Links Beef Steak. They are way better. Still, I’ll think of the Macho Man.

Rest in peace.

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Obama’s release 2010 Tax Returns

The Obamas and Bidens released their 2010 tax returns today. The President and First Lady overpaid by about $12k. The Bidens owe a little over $7k. Anyway, I always find it interesting how much they actually make in comparison to America’s perception of their wealth/income. You can view the Obama’s returns here and the Biden’s returns here

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Bill Maher calls out Obama for dragging feet on gay marriage

Well put by pothead funnyman Bill Maher:

 

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Review: “Rock of Ages”

This week, I saw the musical, Rock of Ages at the Curran Theatre. I had mixed feelings about seeing this show. I only really knew two things about the show. One, it was filled with music from 80’s hair bands. Two, it starred Constantine Maroulis from American Idol. I Could. Not. Stand. Constantine on that show. He drove me nuts. So, I was not too keen on listening to him for two hours. You know what? He wasn’t bad at all. He did a great job in the starring role of Drew, a bar back at a legendary dive on the Sunset Strip with dreams of being the next Bret Michaels. He nailed the character and every note…which was pretty impressive. So, I’m over my hatred of Constantine. I should have learned my lesson last year when I went to see “Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown” on Broadway and was none too pleased to discover that Justin Guarini, also of Idol fame, had a large role. I ended up enjoying his performance too. Lesson learned, give these Idol kids a second chance when they find their place in music/movies/theater. Look at Jennifer Hudson! Though, I liked her from day one. Maybe I should see what Diana DeGarmo is up to….nah.


Ok, back to Rock of Ages. This show is one, two-hour guilty pleasure. You will know every

song. You will want to sing along. Some of you actually will sing along. Speaking of, be forewarned if you go see this show. Like the mountains of Peru, the theater will be crawling
with cougars. They will be drunk on the wine coolers they brought in their purses and they
will be singing loudly. Oh, and they will bust out their lighters for “Sister Christian” and “Every Rose Has It’s Thorn”.

The show doesn’t take itself too seriously. It breaks through the “fourth wall” of theater and
the cast actually interacts with the cast a bit…which only entices the cougars to get louder.It’s a lot of fun though. I gave the show 4 Rebas. As fun as the songs are, the plot is utterly ridiculous. But, they know it’s ridiculous and that’s what makes it fun. Definitely worth seeing. Just remember, if a cougar approaches you, don’t run. They will pounce and they generally weigh a lot. Slowly back away until you are safely out of their sight.

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Reba releases “If I Were A Boy” music video

Yes, the Beyonce song. Well, it is now the REBA song. So much better in my totally unbiased opinion. ;) Here is the video which was featured on the Yahoo! main splash page! Way to go Christian! (Giving my best friend credit for this…he works there)


The Queen of Country (and all music in my opinion) never looked better. Enjoy!

 

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Apple pulls anti-gay iPhone app

Apple has removed an app that promised “freedom from homosexuality through the power of Jesus”. The app was launched a week ago and Apple has been under scrutiny ever since. Over 146,000 people signed a petition demanding the removal of the app. Apple finally yanked it.

The app was backed by a group called Exodus International. A “Christian” group. They claim to be the largest ministry to those suffering from same-sex addiction. HA! I think they meant largest group of MINISTERS suffering from same sex “addiction”.

No comment from Apple.

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